Radio guy: win tickets for tonight's ramones concert if you can guess the name of this song this albums on!
Riff: GAAAH WHAT IS IT OMG
Me: IT'S ROAD TO RUIN ROAD TO RUIN OMG PULL OVER PULL THE FUCK OVER TO THAT PAY PHONE
Riff: OMG IT IS OMFG ILU ASHLEE
Me: FUCK YA WE WON UR MY BEST FRIEND RIFF
And the we'd go to the ramones concert and all that epic shit would happen and riff would be my best friend cause she's kick ass
